Awkward & Awesome

- After I left the gym yesterday, I made a quick stop at the post office.  I was standing in line, waiting patiently, when all of a sudden I got a whiff of some nasty b.o.  I had an internal freak out because I thought it was me.  I mean, I did just leave the gym.  But then I noticed that the smell got stronger as some dude approached me.  It was a bittersweet moment.  The smell was definitely not coming from me, but I had to stand in line next to Smelly Man for almost 10 minutes.

- Molly is going for the gold in guinea pig gymnastics.  While running laps in her cage yesterday (something she does when she's really excited), she popcorned mid-lap.  Her happy little jump propelled her out of her cage and onto the little shelf we have above it.  When she landed, she froze -eyes wide with shock- and clearly had no idea what just happened.  Luckily I was right there to catch her before she fell back in!

- Overhearing The Boyfriend fight with our obnoxious printer.  He would probably put this in the Awkward category but it's pretty entertaining to hear this from the next room:

"What? Jam?  There's no jam in the machine."

(banging around as he double-checks for a paper jam)

"Ok, Printer.  I'm telling you, THERE IS NO JAM!!!"

"What?  Again? ... ugh, I hate you."

- Team USA!  Not only did Misty May & Kerri look amazeballs last night, but USA pulled ahead of China in the medal count.  And a lot of those medals belong to women athletes.  Holla!

- Speaking of holla, I have five little words for you.  Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.  I know, I know.  It's so bad, I can't even believe this is on TV right now.



  1. ahhaha. laughing so hard about Molly!! I can just picture her sitting there stunned. what the __ just happened? so cute!

  2. After reading this, I had to google "guinea pig popcorn" because I had no idea what you were talking about. Then I got stuck in a YouTube black hole of popcorning. Hilarious. Thank you for that.

  3. OH NOOOO. Are you serious about Honey Boo Boo? The country has officially gone done the drain. I wasn't sure before but I am now.

  4. Honey Boo Boo is everything that is wrong with this country.

  5. Hahah. Little Molly, so funny!

  6. that story about molly is so cute. the picture kills me!



    i died when i found out they were giving them their own show!! their clip on toddlers and tiaras is seriously so funny. i can't wait to see the show...

  7. lol! How horrible is 'bo guy'. I feel like there always is one at the gym or when you're out doing errands. I also can't even watch that honey boo boo thing...it's so horrible!!

  8. Ugh.. i hate printer jams.. That's usually how my battles go down too...Have a good weekend Stephanie!


    PS. I wish I hadn't watched the Honey boo boo thing.. Really.. I wish i hadn't..lol

  9. Yuck, b.o. is definitely the worst thing about summer. Deodorant isn't hard, people!

    Haha, The Boyfriend's fight with the printer sounds just like mine (except mine usually has a few swear words in there too). Damn technology.

  10. I love the "Just call me Gabby Douglas" photo! That is way too cute!

    Also, your boyfriend's fight with the printer reminded me of this, which I'm sure you/he has already seen, but it makes me laugh every time. :P

  11. I still can't believe they gave Honey Boo Boo and family a show.


  12. I saw a preview for that Honey Boo Boo show and I couldn't believe it. I get that her family is pretty messed up anyway, but having that on TV will make her life so much worse. It's definitely a new low for that network.

  13. Everything to do with Honey Boo Boo, Dance Moms, etc makes me want to punch things.


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