You can't really tailgate without Doritos, can you?
How many 49ers does it take to bring down Jason Witten? Five, I guess.
Immediately after this warm-up, Akers when out and kicked a 55-yard field goal. Apparently that set the new 49ers record. I may not like the team, but I can respect the skills.
Oh, hey Romo. How's it going? What, you broke a rib? Who cares!! Go win the d**n game!!
Final score after Romo's 77-yard pass in over time ... with fractured ribs.