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--I saw a note on my desk today that said "Email TG." I immediately thought, "Why do I have to email Teresa Guidice?" Then I realized "TG" was not referring to the infamous housewife from New Jersey but to one of the partners I work for. You've reached a whole 'nother level of reality TV viewing when a set of initials makes you think of a Real Housewife before your own co-workers!!
--Speaking of offices, I sat still for so long yesterday the lights in my office turned themselves off. I started waving my arms like a mad woman trying to activate the motion sensors and as I did, a couple of the partners walked by. Wonder what they think I was doing? Some kind of dance maybe? Like the I-really-need-to-get-out-of-the-office-sometimes-because-I'm-too-awkward-for-confined-spaces dance?
--I've said it before, and I'll say it again. Don't send personal emails from your work account!! I'm doing another doc review assignment and after hundreds of documents about boring stuff, I came across a juicy one that started "Holla Girl!!!" I was intrigued... I read on... These were not amorous like the last bunch, but they were still very entertaining. The two friends gave each other posing tips for sexy photo shoots and gossiped about an old friend that got a little too chubby recently. Made the afternoon much more interesting. Then I had to go and Google these chicks. That's when things got Awkward. Now I have a face to go with that sexy posing tip.
--I think I killed a bird. I was driving to San Francisco last week and all of a sudden a white fuzzy blurb thumped into the front of my car. (Pretty sure it was flapping some wings...) I say I think I killed a bird because when I got to The Boyfriend's, I checked the bumper and found no signs of feathers or other birdy stuff. That's a good sign, right? Maybe it wasn't a living creature I hit?
--About a month ago, I gave up sweets and desserts until my friend's wedding on July 9. Giving up sweets and desserts is definitely not awesome, but the side effects totally are. I've lost 3 lbs.!!! Not too shabby.
--Molly has had the run of the apartment lately. She loves galloping up and down the long hallway (it really does look like a gallop - a little guinea pig gallop). But being the social creature that she is, she doesn't like to be left alone in a room. She's like The Little Mermaid - she wants to be where the people are. So she's taken to following me all around the apartment. If I go in the bedroom to put away laundry, she's running right behind me. When I finish and return to the living room, there she is again. She's my little shadow! When I finally settle in a room, Molly lounges underneath whatever furniture is nearby. She kicks her feet out like a little frog and flattens herself onto the floor. It's one of the cutest things in the world. Fact.
--After starting the week out gray, cold, and rainy, it's finally feeling like summer. It's supposed to get into the mid-80s this weekend so The Boyfriend and I are planning a relaxing, romantic picnic in the park on Saturday (hence the photo above). Awesome indeed. :)
Molly chillin' flat like a pancake